• Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: socriminals, via australiansanta)

  • Parent: what does a cow say?
  • Baby: "moo!"
  • Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby: "baah!"
  • Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

(Source: unashamedradiance, via borinq)

animal40:

contemporary art 

animal40:

contemporary art 

(via borinq)

fatchola:

Sim me is too real

fatchola:

Sim me is too real

(via fruit-is-my-fuel)

tsabe:

72 Degrees in the shade.
The Animated Self Portrait 
T.S Abe

tsabe:

72 Degrees in the shade.

The Animated Self Portrait 

T.S Abe

(Source: tsabe.co.uk, via juilanne)

casfucker:

waywardkati:

osricchauadvancedawesome:

drawsshits:

osric please…

*whimpers*
I…oh god…send help I think I’m dying.

kelisab it happened!!

someone help me

casfucker:

waywardkati:

osricchauadvancedawesome:

drawsshits:

osric please…

*whimpers*

I…oh god…send help I think I’m dying.

kelisab it happened!!

someone help me

(via bowlegsintheimpala)

bowlegsintheimpala:

The first time Sam hears his mother say his name.

(via duckasaurusrexinvasion)